Wake up and sing a little song to the menagerie of animals in the crib
Go back to sleep for 15 minutes or so.
Wake up for real and start yelling “mommy mommy mommy”
Once mommy walks in the room ask for “addy addy addy”
Play in crib for 5 minutes while parents watch. Stand up. When parents reach to lift you out, lay back down, giggle and wrestle with menagerie.
Finally decide to get up and perhaps consent to a diaper change
Run to fridge and once parent has opened the door to get the milk out, open the crisper drawer and take a handful of grapes.
Eat grapes and drink milk sitting in monster chair in kitchen.
Run off to living room to play, dragging parent with you
Protest loudly when they decide it is time to get dressed or have a clean diaper.
When it is time to put hat, shoes, and jacket on to leave, run away every time parent turns around to grab next item. Laugh hysterically at your own antics.
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